I'm Already Over the Naked Sushi Thing

Everyone has an opinion about the "new" thing at Temple -- Nyotaimori/Nantaimori (eating sushi and sashimi off the naked body of a woman/man, respectively). Frankly, I'm tired of hearing about it, it ain't worth $75 to me, and it definitely won't be worth $150 to me in the future. And as a non-drinker and person who has no interest in getting a stranger's pubic hair in his teeth, I'm not really up for the wakame sake experience, either.